When? I don’t play golf.

“You clearly have never seen my act. While I admit to being adult I rarely drop an F- Bomb in the act. When I do fundraisers it has to be VERY CLEAN. So that part of your blab is way wrong.”

Then you don’t deny using it to get a laugh.

I will admit, I have never seen your act. The only thing I can judge from is your posts on this site. But I guess you miss my point. Anyone can hurl insults. That is what I was showing you. I am sorry if I touched on an area in which you were a little sensitive. Many people are sensitive about their weight. But all of that has nothing to do with either Doug’s or my oringal post. I pointed out inadequacies in his assessment and you felt the need to come to his defense by talking about an area that you thought you knew more than you did in.

Wade, I really have nothing against you. I do feel that you need to learn that just by typing something in all CAPS or having “[Edit]” scattered through your posts do not make the posts funny. I doubt you will have to worry about me making the trip from Nashville to Chattanooga for your little open mic night. I don’t have the time. I barely have the time to look at this blog from time to time. I think I am finished with this particular conversation. If you or anyone else wants to argue music theory and the assessment of such in Teddy’s performance, then I am open game. I wish you a happy Thanksgiving, and the next time I go to the zoo, I’ll be sure not to walk by your cage. If I do, I might think about throwing you a banana.

In fact if you really think about it… Gospel Music, became SGM shortly after they left to go country… been REAL DOWN HILL from THERE!!

As far as cage rattling goes… you don’t have to rattle the cage of the angry monkeys at The Zoo… they are already angry with life and and rattle it all on their own.

You clearly have never seen my act. While I admit to being adult I rarely drop an F- Bomb in the act. When I do fundraisers it has to be VERY CLEAN. So that part of your blab is way wrong.

Fact is I am working on corporate & clean comedy nights next year for the club where church small group and corporate entertainment will be featured. The Owner does not think it will work because he says the church ppl who come come to see the dirtiest acts while NO SHOWING Clean Comedy Night

The Comedy Catch in Chattanooga is one of the Best Independent Clubs in the USA. Been in Biz for almost 25 years producing 6 shows a week, which is nothing to sneeze at…

I tell ya what SGFan…. Jan 11, 2009 is the next round of Chattanooga’s Funniest Human. I MC & Produce. Why don’t ya STRAP IT ON and drive down I-24 and bring your BEST 5 Minutes… 5 Minutes is ALL and enter the contest and then we will see who is D-List. I will pay your entry fee. We can record both our sets and put them up on youtube or roof top comedy and we can let the ppl decide who is D-List. The Club is always looking for clean clever acts. So BRING IT!!!

OH…OH that’s RIGHT… you would have to have enough GUTS to reveal who you are and not be able to hurl the insults about being fat from behind your MoMMa’s Computer. (Thanks CVH).

When you have to stoop to over weight insults and other things you have never heard then WoW… is all I can say… it is pretty funny too that the one of the biggest HURLS @ Dr. Doug is he must be over weight and hiding behind a screen. Most of the rest of what you said just made no sense but I am sure it makes you feel better.

Yet here we are again OUT in the WIDE OPEN and EVERYBODY knows who we are and the critics don’t have the [Edit] to come out your hole and show your face.

As far as D- List Goes. The Chattanooga’s Funniest Human Contest recently out drew in box office, food & beverage sales of 2 of comedies biggest longest running acts, James Gregory & Killer Beaz. They had The FRIDAY & SATURDAY NIGHTS and we had the THURSDAY & SUNDAY.

The SHOWS recently sold out the club for the first time in 2 years since Ron White came to the club and we did it on a Sunday Night, not a holiday or prime weekend night like his were. The club for the FIRST TIME EVER was SOLD OUT on a Sunday Night.

I invite you to go to www.myspace.com/loandr4u and read the blogs about the shows. You will see that while I Produce & MC the Shows I do not take credit for being the sole reason for the success. I have 8-10 comics per night competing for features in future shows with big prize pools of money and THAT with YES the fact the shows are very well produced are the reason ppl come to see them even on the NONE PRIMES DAYS!!!

I promise when they travel from all over the country to compete in the contest and they suck… they are told and we do not have any 2nd line producers telling them not to give up because they have a good heart and can do it for the Lord, despite them SUCKING!!

As far as name dropping I do not think I have ever mention playing golf with some gospel music STAR or producing their project, but YOU HAVE!!

Have a Happy Thanksgiving to ALL…especially SGFan… somebody send him some wine to go with his cheese.

Sorry, meant to use the word “expletive”. By the way, learn how to punctuate or quit trying to criticize in areas you do not have command of youself. After all, you are “not a grammarian”. Maybe you should change your screen name to “Webster’s 2008 edition”. Seems you and Doug have something in common. LOL! Both of you like to be critics in areas where you seem to have no authority to be such. Happy Thanksgiving.

You just assume that I am a SG producer, LOL! You could not be more wrong in your assumption of me and who I am. As far as the whole stick vs rim argument, I’ll give you that the technical term is rim, but when you get into a DAW such as Sonar you’ll find that particular sound labeled “stick”. The reason you may ask, the sound produced is generated more from the contact of the stick than the vibration of the snare. Furthermore, you will not see me using this site to “name drop”.

No, there are no “Eddie Crooks” in country, rock, or comedy, so it is no wonder that I haven’t ever heard of you. I’ll tell you what the saddest part is. The saddest part is a middle - aged, d-list wannabe, overweight comedian in Chattanooga who assumes he knows too much. The sad part is one that knows he is not funny enough to get laughs on his own, so he has to insert f-bombs and other explicatives into his material to get the shock value laugh. Now that is funny! LOL!!! If insults equal funny, then maybe I should try my hand at being a comedian. After all, it would not be very hard work to drop an f-bomb every now and then to get a laugh. Maybe then I could go to some second or third rate comedy club, get featured once or twice a month, and call myself a professional comedian. You see, you are not the only one on here that can hurl insults.

I never produce projects for people who have no talent. Maybe that is why I haven’t produced anything for you yet, LOL. You see, I am very picky about what my name goes on. I want what I do to be equated with excellence, so when I produce, I demand the best from the artist I am producing. I want them to have a project they can be proud of and one that I would never be ashamed of pointing to as my work.

In closing, I leave you with a saying I learned from my dad. Be careful in assuming. When you “assume” to much, it will make an “ass” out of “u” and “me”. Have a Happy Thanksgiving. Go eat too much and figure out how to add a few f-bombs to your stories of your Thanksgiving experience to tell in you next show to 35 people.

The argument about typo’s has nothing to do with Teddy. “Loose” was a typo as well.
Get over it. Don’t tell me about laziness until you learn how to capitalize the first word in a sentence.

Now to the original subject of my post which had a lot to do with the performance, I was pointing out that Doug’s critique or explanation was inaccurate.

“lose” the opposite of win

your spelling arguments are diluted when you have other misspellings in your post, and claiming it was a “typo” just shows a second kind of laziness

what does any of this have to do with the superb performance by Teddy?

Thanks for pointing that out. Actually, that was a typo as you can see from my first post where I spelled rhythm correctly. Sorry if that caused you any headaches. In my first post, you’ll see that it was spelled correctly in one instance and then mispelled in another as well. Typos happen just like where I meant to say “he makes” instead of “hem makes” in the first post. I will freely admit my mistakes, but those typos do not change the validity of what I posted. Just like the point in your post where you said “have, no” and you should have used “;” instead of “,” . For you to combine those two sentences with a comma you also need a conjunctive such as the word “but”. You can point that out as a typo on your part, but it was grammatically wrong nonetheless. Just like whether or not rhythm on my part was a typo it was still the wrong spelling. Don’t loose sleep over it. Take a pill to get that blood pressure down and quit screaming. It’s unattractive.

Irishlad,

I don’t need your pity. Save it for your friend Wade. He is going to need it when he realizes that being able to play percussion and knowing percussion are two different things. He tried to call me out based on experience and found that by doing so he just showed his probable lack of experience in a major studio setting. As you can see from above, I will admit my mistakes. I don’t claim to be perfect, but I do not make judgements in areas that I do not have sufficient knowledge to do so. That is the point I was aiming to get across to our host, Doug. I enjoy reading his blog. Sometimes I agree, and sometimes I disagree. Many times I find myself laughing, especially when I read the responses from Wade and yourself.

Probably taking ppls money who have no talent and selling the DREAM and telling them it is OK as long as they are doing for God’s Glory. If they were true pro’s who would care??? Now go ahead and tell us about playing golf or producing a table project with some one we heard about…

Seems like every one in SGM is OVERLY worried about hurting ppls feelings and not having the GUTS to say who they are…no wonder the INDUSTRY IS THE WAY IT IS!!!

There are NO EDDIE CROOKS or The Likes in COUNTRY MUSIC, ROCK or EVEN COMEDY… You either GOT IT or you DON’T and you learn about it REAL QUICK!!

MOSTLY because THE MINISTRY and HAVING a GOOD Heart gets you NO WHERE!!! Ppl do not lie to you to get you to MAKE A PROJECT for JUST the GLORY of GOD!! To get some looser like Rick H to PUSH your SINGLE to SGM Radio to have it peak about oh say 69 and then you can go around to every one saying YOU CHARTED!!! YIPPIE!!!

I heard a group like that Sunday Night and it was one of THE SADDEST things I have ever WITNESSED!!! Every one singing over THEIR range. The Soprano being SHARP and the Baritone being Flat while they did it. All of them using different inflections and accents along the way!!!

SADDEST part is probably some one like you that PRODUCED the PROJECT kick sticking it while you did it!!!LoL;-)))

Please go ahead and blast me, make up lies, and even criticize me for NOT BEING A PURE CHRISTIAN like Dr. Joe. He will tell you it is OK because YOU are TRYING to be MORE PURE and it is OK to sin against some one as long as I am doing worse sin… I am waiting. OH & Please explain this to TELLMETHIS when she catches up!! lollollol

IrishLad is right I can spell worth a [Edit]. My grammar [Edit] sometimes too!! BUT…

OH…thanks for admitting I was funny!!! lol…

Rhythm! RHYTHM! R-H-Y-T-H-M!!!

Sheesh. Professional musicians should at least be able to spell the terms of their trade. I don’t care how much you know or how much experience you have, no one’s going to take you seriously if you expound on a subject you can’t SPELL!!!